she has returned.

i'm home at last, but i think i'd quite like to go stright back. the house has become a student slum, filled with ready meals, overflowing ashtrays and empty beer cans. there are strange cats living there. i have never seen them before. their names are jasper and poppy. they don't like my cat. cat conflict is quickly escalating. also, it's noisy. i forgot we lived right next to the railway. and i have alot of work to do and very little time, and sleeping for my average of 14 hours a night just isn't realistic any more. blimey.

also school starts tomorrow (*panic, convulsions, horror*), so it's back to missing trains, skiving french and living off food from budgens. lovvvvely. i just got dressed, this was for the first time in over 50 hours. yes, i really did count. for the last two days i just changed my pyjamas after showering. the student slum-ness of my house is having a tragic effect on me. we have also acquired a microwave, tv, dvd player, video and old-skool nintendo while i have been away, so it's goodbye to eating nice food and actually doing something in my spare time.

yes, i really did watch the whole of buffy the vampire slayer series six on friday. i am so sorry.

"you play for kittens???"