The top ten most popular searches on myspace are:

1. HTML
2. Videos
3. My Chemical Romance
4. Downloads
5. Coldplay
6. Ringtones
7. Dates
8. Music
9. Photos
10. Friends

This basically sums up why a) it's a bit shit, and b) people who use it like to think they're incredibly alternative when they're actually tragically mainstream.

And it's owned by Rupert Murdoch. I rest my case.