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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Swimmin' in light...

Here I am back in the blogging world.

Holiday has been fun, but I'm ready to come home. Since T&S left it has been rather mellow. The weather is atrocious and there's not much to do here except lie in my attic room listening to music and thinking of all the exciting things I'm going to do when I get back (eat cereal, buy clothing, watch movies, play badminton, see people, go out, start my new job, stick things on my wall, enrol on a course, or something...)

Next year is going to be good. Not because anything especially good is planned, but simply because I have decided it's going to be. I'm going to fucking make sure it is. I have learned alot of things this summer, cliched and unsophisticated as it sounds:
  • The less you rely on your parents the better.
  • The more you go out the better.
  • Most people in the world of work are trying to screw you over as much as they can.
  • There are ways to get by without much money, the best ones are: cycle instead of getting a bus, steal things from work, live off pasta and baked beans, exploit buy one get one free offers, hang out with rich people (or people with rich parents).
  • There are ways to get by without much sleep, the best ones are: actually there aren't. Pro Plus messes your life up. Avoid it at all costs. Phone in sick.

People of the earth, you're not cool: you eat hamburgers and go to school!

With that, goodbye. x

8 Comments:

At 7:55 pm, Blogger 'McGuinness said...

I was unaware of such an occassion. For some reason I find myself further excluded from the loop than ever before...

Mike xxx

 
At 8:42 pm, Blogger Sneaky Weasel said...

cant you read man?! girly night of girly fun! you aint girly, no sir!

But seriously, I concur with B :)


tataxxxx

 
At 10:40 am, Blogger 'McGuinness said...

Hey - some of us can dream.

I'd make a pretty girl, don't deny it.

Mike xxx

 
At 9:02 pm, Blogger Sicily said...

You'd make a rubbish girl.

 
At 11:19 pm, Blogger 'McGuinness said...

OK, perhaps not a great girl. But an ultimate tart for sure. You have to give me that. I mean, even if I didn't have the hair and I wasn't too attractive I'd still put out. And, after all, isn't that what every guy wants at some point?

*Reverts back to being male (in the loosest sense)* Yes. Yes it is.

Mike xxx

 
At 11:53 pm, Blogger Sicily said...

Being easy doesn't compensate for being rubbish. In fact it's probably far far worse.

As for Bethan's, it depends on my financial position...
x

 
At 7:10 pm, Blogger 'McGuinness said...

I notice how there were deleted comments...I can't help but feel hurt that you won't allow mention of sluttiness on your site.

Mike xxx

 
At 5:19 pm, Blogger Sicily said...

It's more to do with you being an annoying misogynist fool. I only delete the comments which make me embarassed to know you. Luckily it's not all of them.

 

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