i am contemplating

hmmm. i now have a decision to make regarding who will be evicted from the conpetition thing and who won't. technically henry, paul and katerina should all leave now as they have not updated their blog, but t the same time i am not hugely keen on eliminating people, as a) i have already spent all the money, so there is no financial incentive, and 2) it's really quite fun reading henry, paul and katerina's entries. plus eliminating them would mean eliminating the corner cult's entire sense of ridicule.

hmm. nothing is happening. yelena is writing her blog. sam norman and tim are... sitting side by side contemplating. no they're not even contemplating, they're just twiddling their thumbs. actually they're not even twiddling theeir thumbs. previously they were engaged in a conflict involving throwing the paper holes from inside the hole punch at each other, but have thankfully stopped. now juan and tim are engaged once again in a conversation involving politics. "stop making me sound like that's all that i talk about". well, i'm trying not to, but actually that IS all you talk about, so it's difficult.

"can i just borrow the sellotape for a minute". note 1) lack of manners in this request. 2) potential dangerous uses for the sellotape. "sellotape is a trademark so you need inverted commas around it." actually the "ownership" of certain phrases in the english language goes against my principles. so fuck off. unless there really are very sad people who sit around looking for illegal uses of the word "sellotape" on the internet, then stealing and perpetrating.

anyway, potential dangerous uses for the sellotape. 1) starting a fascist sellotape army with a motive to dominate the world through force and fear. 2) kidnapping sam norman and tying him up with sellotape. 3) using it to indoctrinate young children into supporting his conservative beliefs. not quite sure how that one would work.

to return to the point, well, there wasn't actually a point to any of this except to highlight the double retardness of tim and sam's joint futility.

the bell has gone. cheerio.