People are the means to an end. Ha ha ha.

here is the official word count of the competition:

tim - 2,427 words. this does not count all the tory propaganda/election results/long lists of binary.
ben - 2,426 words - holy shit, you'd better write two more words. it's a good job you haven't paid, and are therefore not in the competition.
berengere - 2,253 words. all written herself. scary or what...?
gwen - 1,654 words. hahaha, several hundred of them are corner cult links/wordcounts/general bitching at katrina. nice one.
michael jones - not officially in the competition, "he is ugly and smelly and a whore" according to paul. he's only up here so we can all laugh at what a scary retard he is. and he's written more than most of the corner cult...
sarah - 813 words, none of which make any coherent sense whatsoever!
theo - 427 words. i have only counted half of the "beo" stuff.
phil - 411 words, even though the whole thing is a "disgusting conspiracy"...
louise - 366 words. louise is better at this than katrina. just thought i'd make that widely known.
katrina - 308, just above the word quota, thanks to an unkown "internet hooligan" i.e. ben.
henry - 266 words. pathetic.
paul - 166 words. ditto.
michael gardiner- 86 words. don't ask, it's michael. no a picture is not worth a thousand words. nice try.
gaby - zilch. loser.

official notice to paul: profile word counts do not count, moron. now go and write 134 more words.