Librarians V Farmers
| Librarians | Farmers |
| Get to hang out with children | Get to hang out with animals |
| Unlimited books | Unlimited eggs |
| Peace and quiet (supposedly) | Lively animal sounds and smells |
| Clean | Filthy |
| Warm | May have to deal with extreme weather conditions |
| Minimal work-related stress | Numerous animal-related occupational hazards |
| Spend hours at a time stickering, stamping, covering books and spinelabelling | Spend hours at a time mucking out filthy stables |
| Situated in the haven of any school | Situated in the haven of a sprawling urban nightmare |
Conclusion: all other jobs are dreadful.
(P.S. Learnt how to make a table on HTML! Disproportionately proud of this.)
6 Comments:
Love the table, love the comparison, hate the reminder of what I've known for a long time.
Unlimited eggs + unlimited books = ideal.
Well at least you've got some passion and love for what you do. Emotions are a harsh mistress at times, though, so beware.
Mike xxx
LIBRARIAN- time at work to blog
mad props for the <table>, the <td> and the <tr>.
Love a bit of tableism.
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